Kelly Swanson, CSP. CPAE – Funny Motivational Speaker

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✨ Sales Keynote Speaker

Reimagine the Way You Sell and Connect
Your story sells more than any script. Let’s rewrite it together.


In the world of sales, it’s easy to get lost in quotas, scripts, and pitches. But what if the key to closing more deals isn’t in the script you’re given—it’s in the story you tell?

As a funny, motivational storyteller and Hall of Fame speaker, I help sales teams flip the script on how they see themselves, their customers, and their impact.


Flip Your Script: Reimagine your story, reimagine your sales
This engaging keynote, customized for sales professionals, shows how the power of story can:
✅ Build trust and connection with customers
✅ Turn every pitch into a meaningful conversation
✅ Transform “selling” into serving and solving
✅ Influence and inspire others to say “yes” to what you’re offering


For your sales audience, that means:

  • Making your message stick through the power of narrative

  • Finding humor and confidence in the process

  • Elevating your brand with authenticity

  • Inspiring others to see their role as more than just a quota


Why Kelly?
My blend of humor, heart, and Southern wit will not only entertain your sales team—it will challenge them to see their work as a story worth telling. I’ll customize every story and takeaway to your group, so they leave ready to sell with heart and close with confidence.


Let’s make your sales event unforgettable.

 

“Hi Kelly. I want you to know that the time I was able to be with you was life changing! You have unlocked something in me that I use to be so passionate about. Something I was really good at and I can’t thank you enough! You are an amazing person and storyteller. We all were so fortunate in having you at the Huddle. I can’t wait to read the book you gave us. I hope you have a blessed week.”
– Chris Dedman, Owner CDProDJ.com

“Kelly did her research and delivered a targeted message that had us laughing (really hard) and thinking while totally mesmerized. The “formula” she developed will provide us a guidepost for crafting our own compelling messages going forward. I keep getting stopped in the hallway by people who attended, wanting to thank the team for bringing her in. The timing was perfect. We really needed to let loose and laugh. Kelly made a wonderful impression.”
– Sue Hoff, Research and Development, Amway Headquarters